Message #81

[Death]

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.

The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a **** in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle **** my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle **** and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled ****"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE **** MY ASS"

         
charrarly

Are you **** Retarded?